The final straw came when Angry Neighbor 2.6 began to construct a massive, heavily fortified bunker in his backyard. The neighbors, already at their wit's end, were baffled by the structure's purpose.
As time went on, however, his behavior became increasingly erratic. He would detonate small explosives at 3 AM, claiming he was "testing the acoustics." He would construct massive wooden barricades to block out the sunlight, only to declare that he was "conducting experiments on the effects of shadows." Angry Neighbor 2.6
"I have done it! I have completed the ultimate experiment! Behold, my neighbors, the most fantastic, the most extraordinary, the most unbelievably sensational... LAWN GNOLE!" The final straw came when Angry Neighbor 2
And then, one fateful evening, the unthinkable happened. He would detonate small explosives at 3 AM,
As one, the neighbors gasped in confusion. And then, in a flash of inspiration, they beheld the Lawn Gnole: a gargantuan, glowing statue of a gnome, constructed from twisted metal and pulsing with an otherworldly energy.
"I have no idea," replied her husband, "but I'm pretty sure it's not going to be good for anyone."
For in a world where the ordinary was, well, ordinary, Angry Neighbor 2.6 was a shining example of the extraordinary. And his Lawn Gnole? It was simply the icing on the cake.